sending people mixed messages on what your sexuality is just to fuck with them is my favorite pastime
Is flawless and absolutely the best thing ever made! I worship his mommy and daddy for making him. Could I live without Andie my whole life? Yeah I could but I don’t want to ever!! Andie my sweet sweet hubby is the cutest most adoring person on earth.
my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world